FUNNY UPS SMS
Meri sham ko sanwar do meri rat ko qarar do _ - . . . . . . . Mujhy UPS udhar do ya generator sy ak taar do =p =D
Read moreMeri sham ko sanwar do meri rat ko qarar do _ - . . . . . . . Mujhy UPS udhar do ya generator sy ak taar do =p =D
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Read moreTeacher: A.B.C sunao Pathan: A . B . C Teacher: Aur sunao Pathan: Aur Allah ka shukr hay sub theek thaak. aap sunao.
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Read moreWIFE: Tum ne Kabhi Socha Hy K Meri Shadi Kisi or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota? HUSBAND: Me ne kabhi Kisi Ka bura Nahi Socha:-D
Read moreWife apni saas se: Aapke betay main hazaaron khamiyaan hain. . Saas: Haan beti issi waja se to us ko achi larki nahi mili. :…
Read moreBiwi: Meri Sharafat Dekho MaiNe Tumhen Baghair Dekhe Shadi Kar Li.. Shohar: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Mene Dekh Kar B Inkaar …
Read moreBoy: Tum Boht Khubsurat Ho Girl: Ap B Boht Khubsurat Hn Pas Se Admi Guzra to Bola: Date Se Farigh Ho Kr Dono Apni Nazren Tes…
Read more1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai School se ate waqt Bacho ne 2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola Dekh 2chutiyan or …
Read more1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai School se ate waqt Bacho ne 2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola Dekh 2chutiyan or …
Read moreMiss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple hai aor tumhare ghar 3 mehman aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy SarDar: Unke jane ka intezar
Read moreBeta Tumhari Age Kya Hai.? SARDAR G: Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7, aur Facebook Pe 18 Saal
Read moreUski bewafai K Baad Sirf itna sa gila Raha Hum Ko K W0 Palat kr Dekh Leta, To Hum Lakh Di Lanat Hi Keh Dety
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Read more1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy Pocha K Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He? Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr Kro Us Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh R…
Read moreDOST: Aj menu ajeeb msg Aya, te mera mobile off hogya. SARDAR: Ki msg si.? DOST: Battery low. SARDAR: Menu v Send kr Sab nu …
Read moreSHOHAR thka hua bahir se aya aur BV se bola: Pani pila do. BV: Kya payas lgi hai.? SHOHAR (Ghussy sy): Nai Gala waikhna a LE…
Read morePathan ki 2 Bvyan Lar pari. 1 boli k Aaj sunday Hay, 2sari boli ni aj Mondy Ha. Pathan Tng Aa k Bola: Ma kya Pagal Hun Jo Ju…
Read more4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti Hein Mohabat Rishta Aitbar Or . Itwar (',') <)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To…
Read moreInsan Ko Sabse Bhra Jhatka Kab Lagta Hai.? . Sochein . Nahi Pata? Jb Usay Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Package K sMs Kar Raha Ha.…
Read moreTm Ne Dekha He Kabhi Chand Se Girta Pani? Mene Dekha He Apna Chehra Dhote Huwe MASHA ALLAH Koi Jale TU Jale Hm To Chale Mo D…
Read more1 BuZrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zmen Pe Q Soty Hn? Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya . . . Puttr Mri M…
Read moreDoctr Ne MariZ Ki Memory Wash Kr Di Or Pocha: Kuch Yad A Rha He? Mariz: Srf BV Ka Nam Doctr Hns Kr: Sb Kuch Format Ho Gya Mg…
Read moreiek Black Larki ko Jaduger Ne Jadu Se Par Laga Diye Larki: Wow! Ab Kiya Mein PARI Ban GaY Hun? Jaduger: Nahi Dengi #Machar
Read morePathan: Ek Klio Bhens Ka Doodh De Do, Dudh Wala: Apka Bartan Chota He.? Pathan: Chalo Theek He Bakari Ka Hi De Do.
Read moreApplewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga …
Read moreLo ji Yaaran di pur-zor farmaish Te awaam dy jazbat di tarjmani wasty Ek wari fair ;++.++; +DIL NAAL+ +. .+ + …
Read moreJudge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai. c…
Read moreDukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-) hahaha ( ',')/ <)) bally b…
Read moreJo kehti hay dunya wo sach hai Ay Begum Ke main tere zair-e-asar aa geya hon Kaha boss ne jab "jahnm main jao…
Read moreAik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka t…
Read moreUstaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? " Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . "…
Read moreBiwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat b…
Read moreAik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha: Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga. Aur Bola : M…
Read moreAik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : w…
Read moreTeacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ? Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya. Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi ,…
Read moreDo pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai. Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se b…
Read moreAik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj…
Read morePathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 2…
Read moreTeen admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon mai…
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